Getting a novel truly finished and published is the one goal I haven't crossed yet.
Gotta catch 'em all!
No, wait, that's the Pokemon Go game. They're running a special Double XP this Pagan Turkey Sacrifice Day, and unleashed a rare Pokemon called Ditto:
Ditto hides disguised as low-value Pokemon, so that Rattata you've been ignoring could actually be a Ditto. So you kinda have to catch everything you can now to add up the Dittos.
And, as this is a Pagan Turkey Sacrifice Day, let us honor the greatest ritual of mass kamikaze turkey genocide we ever saw:
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I THOUGHT TURKEYS COULD FLY.