Showing posts with label nook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nook. Show all posts

Friday, April 22, 2016

NEW Published: A Serious Tank on a Clockwork World

You may notice an earlier post about teaching a class on self-publishing and e-publishing in particular. Part of the class was to demonstrate how to actually upload that book and make it available.

So I took a story I'd been fiddling with for years, cleaned it up as best I could, struggled over designing my own book cover, and tried the upload.

I messed up the file size of the book cover JPG, so the class got futzed in a hurry.

In the meantime, I'd discussed the whole issue of book covers online with fellow NaNoWriMo writers, and a ton of them all told me the same thing: my cover design skills suck. So a couple of them threw out their ideas, and writer Mary Crawford came up with a cover that just looked gorgeous so I begged to buy hers off at $100 to use for the story.
That looks beautiful, with the reflective blue glass, doesn't it?

The story itself... look, I got to admit, this wasn't a SERIOUS attempt to publish as it was a way to show how others how to do it. If you wanna know, it's a tale built off the Asimov's Laws of Robotics - with revisions - and it involves a future world where a planet full of androids have to cope with an unwanted destructive military tank.

It's not much, just an excuse to throw some ideas out there. I had bits and pieces of sentences and scenes that I liked, and needed to put in something somewhere. If you do read the story and notice how uneven it is, that's why: set pieces strung together with barely enough in common to make a coherent tale.

I wouldn't say it's "Very Bad Poetry, Captain" but it's not exactly Hugo-worthy either.

Still, it's out there, on the market, with a beautiful book cover to it, and I really need to get about 100 people buying it so I can recoup my purchase of the cover from Ms. Crawford. Have at it, kids!

Oh, you need links:

Kindle download version

Nook download version

Friday, February 19, 2016

Nook Free Fridays

Just noting that the format for getting FREE ebooks for B&N Nook readers has changed.

It now goes to B&N Readouts, which is an app-friendly format.

As a result, people aren't able to add comments - at least, not clearly - that provide additional FREE downloadable books on the market each weekend.

There's a regular poster who does - Penelope - and she's decided to move her FREE weekend listings to her own blog at turningkey.blogspot.com where links back to the bn.com site are available.

Thank ye again, Penelope!

Sunday, December 21, 2014

New Story: Welcome to Christmas In Florida

I got the cover art worked out: a co-worker at the library is good at drawing and so helped me out of this jam.  Remind me to pay her commission when she gets back from her Christmas vacation.
It's a follow-up to my earlier estory "Welcome to Florida."  It happened for two reasons: 1) I wanted to do a Christmas short story about how we cope in Florida with a snow-less holiday that's supposed to have snow, and 2) a local writers' group Writers 4 All Seasons had a writing challenge of having characters react to a surprise guest visitor from their lives.  When that challenge was offered, I realized I had a conflict in that second idea I could use to tell the first idea.

So I made the surprise guest visitor a Santa Claus with a dark agenda.  Hopefully, hilarity ensues (I am pimping the story as humor - short story).

I also wanted Trans-Siberian Orchestra to show up as a caroling group so I could riff off the old holiday special tropes of having musical guest stars.  I changed the band name within the story (trying to avoid the lawsuit, eh), but you can kinda tell it's them when they show up.

Amazon.com already has it up for sale as a Kindle book for the ereaders.

Barnes & Noble (bn.com) has it up for sale as a Nook book too.  Both stores have it selling at $.99 (the lowest price an author can set: as a short story, I shouldn't be charging any higher).

If you have the inclination, own an ereader Kindle or Nook (or have a tablet/laptop with the ereader app), and like humorous stories that are wildly implausible and contain at least three grammatical errors, please do me a favor and consider downloading my tale.  If you do, please also leave a review.

Danke, and IO SATURNALIA!

Friday, August 29, 2014

So I Might Be Selling Stories After All...?

Just got this in the email:
Huh.  I earned about 10.00 for my NOOK Book sales.

The only thing I got plugged into NookPress is my short story "Welcome to Florida".  Selling that at about .99 a download.  So uh... hmm... I got over 10 people to actually buy/read that short story.

I need to login in and double-check the sales info.  Make sure there's not an accounting issue.

And yes, I do have to report this 10 bucks to the IRS.

You do not f-ck with the IRS.  Even the Joker does not f-ck with the IRS.
P.S. I may have another short story getting anthologized.  More later.

UPDATE: Actually, the NookPress service doesn't tally up any sales returns until a minimum of $10 is there.  And it's not the full .99 cents from the sale of each copy, so I've actually sold more than just ten... most of the sales were back in 2012 by the looks of the sales chart, just had two sales this year in June, ergo this financial quarter being the line-crossing.

Friday, February 18, 2011

PubIt Badge for My eShort

Hmm.  B&N says I can do this on my blog...











Hmm. It's not working so well, the image isn't fitting the badge.
Anyway. BUY MY ESTORY!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Feb 5th: Local Authors Event at Barnes and Noble Wesley Chapel FL

I will attend the Local Authors event at the mid-Pasco Barnes and Noble store in Wesley Chapel, FL, this Saturday Feb. 5th from 2 pm - 4 pm.  Its at the Shops at Wiregrass Mall, 28512 Paseo Dr.  It's off of State Rd 56, east of the I-75 intersection along the Pasco-Hillsborough border.

I will be marketing my collected shorts anthology Last of the Grapefruit Wars, and will see about advertising my recently released estory "Welcome to Florida".

Please attend.  I need a few people to show up and scream like I'm a Beatle.  :-)

Monday, January 31, 2011

Short Story: Welcome To Florida

I've been keen on writing short stories for a good while.  I'd like to think I'm good at it.

So I finally went with getting a short story submitted to an epublish service.

Available on BN.com with their NookBook ereader.  "Welcome To Florida."

Yay me.

The process itself with the ereader service is quick.  You just go to the retailer's self-publish option (Barnes & Noble is PubIt! and Amazon is Kindle Direct Publishing, for example), you sign up to their contract of eternal damnation and give away your firstborn, actually you give them financial info for a direct deposit account, you upload a copy of your story/essay/novel, provide a "book cover" for it, add a description and keywords for browse/search engines, select the price for sale, preview the work to ensure text and font alignment is good, and submit.  When I did it with PubIt, it took 24 hours after submitting for the short story to appear for sale on the NookBook menu.

And then you pray that 50,000 people see it and buy it.

The good part of the deal is, there's no hassle to getting published (as long as you don't violate community decency standards or national state secrets).  You write it, you format it, you get cover art made, you submit it.  In the old days (say, fifteen years ago), getting published meant you had to A) write a rough draft, B) find an agent, C) get the agent to convince a publisher to look at your work out of thousands of submissions, D) get signed to a book deal contingent on good sales, E) go through a massive editing process that takes months, F) go through a printing process that takes a year, G) get marketed to retailer and libraries and hope to God the book reviews are kind.

The old way was limited to about 20 to 30 new authors/books a year per publisher, pretty much.  In a competitive market, it was brutal.  The advantage to getting signed by a major book publisher, of course, was that it paid well and that the publisher handled all the marketing.  The alternative was called self-publishing.  You went to a vanity press or started your own press, and got it to crank out copies for you to sell.  You got published of course, but the disadvantages were that you A) paid out of your own pocket which most people can't afford, and B) you had to market your own book all by your lonesome: no agent or printer to make the deals or create ads for you.

About ten years ago, a new service popped up.  Thanks to the Internet, submissions and marketing could work in other ways.  Called Print-On-Demand, you still paid to get published, but it was cheaper (in some cases very cheap) than vanity presses.  The services also had fees for marketing services, but they still worked as leads in getting the word out and your book advertised.  What made the POD attractive was that the printer could keep the work on file in a professional format and easily print out more copies on short notice.  The PODs also had deals with retailers (like Amazon) to have the book available for online or special order.  They also began dabbling with ebook formats during the early 2000s, but lacking viable reader devices made that iffy.

Until Amazon came out with the Kindle.  And other book retailers followed suit with their ereaders.

The ebooks are everywhere now.  They were one of the hot items for last Christmas.  Sales for ebooks now outpace books.  And the competing devices - the handheld tablets - have apps that convert them into ereaders as well.  Getting published straight to ebook is looking very attractive.

You don't even need to publish books.  The ereaders are not limited by small file sizes (just big ones, meaning Stephen King and Tom Clancy need to start editing their books down more).  The story I submitted to PubIt for the Nook was on my word processor about 10 pages long, and that was with a cover page and Authors page.  The file itself was about 14k of memory converted to ebook.  Very small.

Publishing a short story is akin to issuing a music single compared to a whole album (in fact, most music until the 1960s were issued as singles only, with albums made as compilations afterward.  You could blame the Beatles for insisting on working album first, single second).  If you have an iPod or MP3 player, you can buy a song separately from the album.  The same can be said for the estory separately from an ebook.

The only real conflict I had with submitting "Welcome To Florida" as a story was the pricing.  I can set my own price from lowest to highest.  Most ebooks by established authors go for $7.99 to $11.99 perhaps higher depending on file size and author's ego size.  Most small-press publishers would get their ebooks at $4.99 to $6.99.  New authors or self-publishers tend to price their books however they want... but if they were smart they'd keep it under $5 to entice an audience that's looking for bargain deals.  The cheapest you can price an ebook on PubIt happens to be... $.99.  Roughly the price of an MP3 song, by the by.  I tried asking for a cheaper price than that because A) I'm new and need to attract the audience and B) I figured selling a short short for around $.65 was fair.  No, I had to set it at $.99, so I hope any buyers of the story won't feel gypped.


So, the great news is, I got a story published.  Didn't have to market it to story magazines or short story anthologies.  Didn't have to sign an agent to commission.  I published the book and set the price.

But now it's all on me to get the word out.  It's all on me to market the damn thing.  It's up to me to find at least 50,000 friends and family members with a Nook ereader (or Nook app) to spend the $.99 to buy the short story and not ask for a refund.

Good thing I'm attending a Barnes & Noble Local Authors' event this Feb. 5th 2011 in Wesley Chapel, FL at the Wire Grass Mall.  It's from 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm.  Please do show.

Also, I need to print up bookmarks advertising it... It's doable...