Showing posts with label getting published. Show all posts
Showing posts with label getting published. Show all posts

Monday, May 19, 2025

The Problem With Generative AI: Too Much Artificial and Almost No Intelligence

Just as an observation, this is how bad it's getting in the fiction publishing market as "generative AI" floods the zone with literal shit (via Neil Clarke, Editor at Clarkesworld magazine):

Within months of ChatGPT’s public release, the signal-to-noise ratio shifted. Plagiarism was a fringe case and easily handled by the old model, but the sheer volume of generated work threatened to make human-written works the minority. The old way of finding the works we wanted to publish was no longer sustainable for us, so we temporarily closed submissions in February 2023.

When we reopened in March 2023, we implemented a new process that looks more like this:

copied from Clarke's article

The oval step is an in-house automated check. I haven’t spoken much about what we’re checking for there because I don’t want to make it easier for the spammers/sloppers to avoid being caught. Just like with malware and email spam, the patterns shift over time, so I’ve had to make regular changes within that oval over the last two years. (I am the developer of the submission software, so the responsibility for this falls to me.)

No process is perfect. Spam detection has existed for email for decades and still makes mistakes. I would never trust an algorithm to make a final assessment and fully accept that each “suspicious” story is a potential false positive. As such, I personally evaluate each suspicious submission. Our slush readers do not have access to this queue...

The intent of the oval is not to save time, but rather to act as a pressure valve. What broke our process in 2023 was the signal-to-noise ratio. By redirecting the flow of suspicious submissions to a separate queue, we’ve been able to maintain our team’s attention on the work that has to happen on a daily basis. Adopting this approach has given us the ability to weather storms significantly worse than the one that shut us down and more importantly, it has done so without creating an undo burden or deterrent for authors...

For those that would respond to our complaints with “why don’t you just judge it on its own merits”, keep dreaming. Despite the hype, even if we set aside our legal and ethical concerns with how these systems were developed, the output of these tools is nowhere near the standards we expect. Besides, we’ve said we don’t want it. We don’t publish mysteries or romance either, but those authors are at least respectful of our time and don’t insist that we evaluate their work “on its own merits” when it doesn’t meet our guidelines.


The problem with AI - especially as it's getting shoved down our throats by the tech lords who oversee our software and our Intertubes - is that it's not really "intelligent": AI can only process the oft-times bad data getting shoved into it (via David Linthicum at InfoWorld):

Many are telling me they thought generative AI was supposed to provide the best chance of an informational and helpful response. It seems the technology is not living up to that expectation. What the hell is going on?

Generative AI has the same limitations as all AI systems: It depends on the data used to train the model. Crappy data creates crappy AI models. Worse, you get erroneous responses or responses that may get you into legal trouble. It’s important to acknowledge the limitations inherent in these systems and understand that, at times, they can exhibit what may reasonably be called “stupidity.” This stupidity can put you out of business or get you sued into the Stone Age.

Generative AI models, including models like GPT, operate based on patterns and associations learned from vast data sets. Although these models can generate coherent and contextually relevant responses, they lack proper understanding and consciousness, leading to outputs that may seem perplexing or nonsensical.

You may ask a public large language model to create a history paper and get one explaining that Napoleon fought in the United States Civil War. This error is easily spotted, but mistakes made in a new genAI-enabled supply chain optimization system may not be so easy to spot. And these errors may result in millions of dollars in lost revenue.

Shorter answer: Shit in, shit out.

My mom was a high school teacher, focused on the honors/college-oriented students getting into IB and AP exam courses to get ahead in their graduate studies. In the last ten years of her work, it drove her crazy that most of her students - her gifted, intelligent students - would get lazy enough to copy and paste entire Wikipedia articles and submit them as their own research essays (they didn't even edit out the obvious footnote tags proving they were straight from the website). The whole point of studying and getting into college was gaining your own understanding of the topics, expressing them in your own thoughts, and proving you had the comprehension and reasoning skills to make you an expert in whichever field/profession you were going to be. And Wikipedia isn't that bad: for an Open Source encyclopedia it has a review and editing process to ensure the articles are factual and free of opinion/bad takes as much as possible.

Just think how much lazier the later generations have become with these "AI" apps spewing out illiterate, unfocused, flat-out wrong essays/homework assignments in our schools. Nobody's thinking because they think - falsely - that their overgrown word processor can write entire chapters for them.

And that's in the schools. Linthicum is reporting on how bad it is in the professional world where the legal liabilities are far more severe.

This is a serious problem facing librarians and the overall reference/research profession. As a reference librarian it is (maybe was now) my job to ensure the proper information got to the people asking for it, that the materials were well-vetted, fact-checked, and proven. I was in a lot of trouble if I gave people the wrong info.

Now were we are with AI as a research "tool" except that people are expecting it to be 100 percent accurate; when AI still has problems seeing beyond the poor data getting uploaded, or understanding that the algorithms that produced those results might have been in error. It doesn't help if a patron's existing bias blinds them to the factual information that does come up: they'll take the bad info if it fits their world-view (even if it kills them).

Generative AI has its own problems with copyright violations, not to mention no sense of aesthetics or poetry to provide a "soul" to the work of art getting created.

How the hell can I explain this to people who are already convinced AI is a good thing?


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Getting Published: Notice a Trend

Well, after a few hurdles I got the blogging essay collection uploaded to Kindle Direct (I wanted to try IngramSpark as a comparison but wasn't in the mood at the moment)...

Notice a Trend: 17 Years of Prime Blogging is now for sale!


All because I had award-winning blog articles from the Florida Writers Association's Royal Palm Awards - see the gold sticker! - and needed a print book to put the award stickers.

The hurdles involved as always: 

1) hiring someone to make the book cover. I went to Fiverr again and found cover designer Olinart who suggested a different approach that looked cleaner and fit the theme of the book better.

2) hiring someone to format the book for publication, because in spite of my years of writing and my background in journalism I still can't get the damn margins and book gutters (that space between printed pages where the bindery keeps it all together) figured out to a 6" x 9" alignment. PLUS getting the footnotes squeezed into the PDF was a headache, and this book on blogging - where the links to articles backing up your arguments normally go - won't go anywhere without proper citing.

Formatting to publication for fiction works seems pretty straightforward as a lot of designers offer to do that. Formatting non-fiction was a harder get, so I ended up going to a site called Reedsy where I sent out requests and got one back from Michael Vito T. who got the margins done, spaced pages to make it fit, and tweaked the fonts.

It still costs out of pocket to get these things done, but it's a far better - and more budget-friendly - method than dealing with Print-On-Demand services.

The eBook on Kindle is ready to go. The print paperback will take another three days for market. I'll amend this article when I'm sure the ISBN numbers are set.

Maybe with a fiction book I will attempt to publish via IngramSpark that way and test how that goes.

P.S. Funny Locations is doing well and I hope to find more short story fans! 

Monday, December 11, 2023

New Release: Funny Locations

Apologies for my distractions, but trying to get this uploaded to Amazon Publishing for both paperback and ebook release:

I hope you can see the UFO.
Book cover by M. A. Rehman
a cover artist available on Fiverr

I'll have the official publication date announced once it's confirmed, but the Kindle release is usually within a day.

Update: It's officially published! Amazon has the paperback and the Kindle ebook available for market!

This is a collection of stories ranging from revised / repaired versions released earlier in Last of the Grapefruit Wars (2004) alongside stories I've written and tried submitting in the years since. I have a personal favorite "Road Trip To Vegas" as the opening story - and the inspiration for the cover - all coming from the stories I consider "humor" and based on a diverse map of locales - from Las Vegas to Florida to Florida and Florida and also the Pacific Northwest and a little more Florida and Hong Kong and New Jersey and maybe a spot in Florida and New York City - to justify the book title. /grin

It doesn't include a particular ghost story which does have a road trip theme, because I'm still hoping to find another publication to see interest in it.

So this is how my year works out, people. Hopefully the readership out there will like the stories I tell.

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Official Release: Strangely Funny IX

It's official: Strangely Funny IX - containing my short submission "The Brides of WiFi" - is available on Amazon.com!


The Kindle download version is up-and-running, although Sarah at Mystery & Horror LLC says they're still waiting on the print proof for the paperback version.

Either way, it's good to go faithful readers!

For those of you wondering about the other stories they've published in the Strangely Funny series, check out the earlier volumes I'm in:

"I Must Be Your First" in Strangely Funny

"Minette Dances With the Golem of Albany" in Strangely Funny III

"The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow" in Strangely Funny V

"How a Vampire Gets a Tan" in Strangely Funny VI

"War of the Murder Hornets" in Strangely Funny VIII

Also check out "Why The Mask" in Mardi Gras Murder and "The Secret of the Battle of Los Angeles" in History and Mystery Oh My

Many thanks again to Sarah and Gwen for accepting these stories, and get to reading the rest of ye!

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Upcoming Cover for Strangely Funny IX

My submission "The Brides of WiFi" shall be contained therein!


Information on publication date coming soon! 

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Good News to Open 2022

It's nice to open a new year with news of getting published.

The Strangely Funny anthology accepted another humor horror short this week, a 21st Century take on vampires called "The Brides of WiFi."  It's in a different vein than the other vampire stories - "I Must Be Your First," "Minette Dances with the Golem of Albany," "How a Vampire Gets a Tan" - I've done for them, but that's allowed because there's so many different rules for how vampires work that you can change their behaviors and weaknesses from story to story and still find the logic to make it fit.

It's just, okay, there's no effing way that vampires sparkle. They don't. They never will.

I think the publication date is scheduled for some time in August, we'll see as the year progresses.

Gets me in the mood to see about other publications for short stories I can submit to. Yasssss queen.

Happy New Year, fellow writers!

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

How I Write: Interview by Writers 4 All Seasons

In honor of getting "War of the Murder Hornets" published in volume 8 of Strangely Funny, my local critique group Writers 4 All Seasons offered to interview me about my process. Here's the clip:

 


Excerpt:

4. Who are some of your favorite short story writers, living or deceased?

I loved reading Ray Bradbury when I was in my pre-teens. I've found compared to some of the other short story writers that I enjoy Bradbury's character developments. He had an economy of style, as though he used exactly the right words to describe scenery and people. He had a rather vivid and also macabre imagination: Bradbury may have been classed as a fantasy/science fiction author but a lot of his short stories were darker and more horrific than anything Stephen King produced...

I also wanted to meet Bradbury to tell him about how when I was younger I was in a middle school story contest where the Second Place winner had plagiarized one of his stories, so I wanted to let him know he only got Second Place among eighth graders, alas... ;-)


Monday, May 31, 2021

Just Released: Strangely Funny VIII Available in Print and Kindle!

Ahhh yeah, volume VIII is officially released!


You can purchase a print copy or you can purchase the eBook Kindle version!

MANY THANKS to the editors Sarah and Gwen for choosing a line from my "War of the Murder Hornets" story as the quote blurb to help sell the anthology! 

"Just want to let you know, so far we’ve got two of the drafted volunteers reporting sick to the base doctor with severe cases of Aw Hell Naw."

-- Paul Wartenberg, "War of the Murder Hornets"

Squeeeee!!!

PLEASE do get a copy, the stories from this series are worth the read, and PLEASE leave a good review for us, I do hope you enjoy our twisted tales.


Friday, February 12, 2021

Getting Accepted for the Next Strangely Funny Anthology

Good news, people! A short story submission to the Strangely Funny anthology series has been accepted for 2021!

It's a 2020 story based on MURDER HORNETS. It might be the scariest story I've ever wrote.


LOOK AT THAT FACE!

The face of a Murder Hornet means business. And that business is MURDER. AAAAAAIIIEEEEEE.

Future updates on when and where the eighth anthology crops up are forthcoming.

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Strangely Funny VI NOW IN PRINT and On My Bed

The publishers shipped the print copy for me, just got it today!


My short story "How a Vampire Gets a Tan," continuing the ongoing struggles of my heroine from "Minette Dances With the Golem of Albany," (in SFIII) is on page 121.

If you purchase a copy from Amazon.com, I encourage you to READ. INDULGE. DESTROY! And then leave a nice review on Amazon 'cause we're polite like that.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Coming Soon: Strangely Funny VI

I am proud to announce a new humor-horror anthology is coming out this year, the next installment of Strangely Funny (this one is the seventh but it's numbered Sixth, we'll explain later)!

The editors forwarded the book cover, see below:


The story they accepted is "How a Vampire Gets A Tan," a sequel of sorts to the "Minette Dances With the Golem of Albany" published in Volume III. If anybody enjoyed reading that and the other Dhampyr story "I Must Be Your First," I hope you enjoy this follow-up as well.

I'll let you know when the book is available online for print and eReader!

Saturday, December 29, 2018

Plan For 2019 As a Writer

One of my priorities is submitting "A Face In the Light" to any publisher willing to accept it. Gwendolyn Kiste, bless her, gave me a suggested magazine to try at the beginning of January!

In terms of other projects, I'm keen on completing the NaNo novel this past year and getting it submitted through IngramSpark (ah, more on that later) which has a deal through NaNo worth checking out.

Otherwise, I need to keep writing. One idea, hopefully not too stressful, is to write a short story once a week. Since stories and not novels are my forte, play to my strengths. There's a ton of Talents 'verse stories I *should* get done (superhero ideas in my head since the 2000s).

One last thing is to see about reclaiming an old domain name I had (I dunno if I ever linked it through this blog before). It's already proving a hard project: even though it's been abandoned, it hasn't been picked up and any attempt to repurchase it is blocked. I need to check with the original domain provider about getting it back...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

If I Want To Get Serious About Submitting Works

I did learn a few things while attending the sessions at FWA this past Saturday.

At the "Writing and Publishing Short Stories" program, the presenter mentioned a website called The Grinder as a warehouse tracking various publications asking for stories.



You can search by genre (it has Fantasy separate from Scifi separate from Horror separate from Romance separate from Humor... wait, Humor? Hmmmmm) and by other elements such as fees, royalties, and type of blood sacrifice needed to get accepted. It doesn't limit searches by deadlines, so you'd have to look at each entry to see when things are due.

But here's a good motivator for a writer who wants to get published, and in different locales and different genres. I'll be looking.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Pinning This

Just pinning this here as a link to refer back to if I get the urge to submit stuff.

There's a Publishing And Other Forms Of Insanity blog that keeps track of indie mag and small press anthologies that I could submit short works to. I think it's not so much a deadline I need to find as it is a carrot to entice me to write something, ANYTHING, within a topic.

Anything for a challenge.