Who else has their laptop and tablet prepped to type like a maniac at 1667 words per day?
(note: I can when focused type 1000 words per hour. If you think about getting 500 words written in one hour, you can get 1500 words done in three hours a day, not too shabby)
Is this the year I get a novel shelved at New York Public Library?
Shall I write for you the dirty limericks of my peoples?