Let me show you where the books on Excel 2007 are kept at your city library.
Okay, normally they're in the 005.54 shelf range if you keep to standard Dewey Decimal Classification. But still, I will be able to actually show you the shelf those books are kept. Just as soon as the city office finishes the paperwork.
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