And for this post I would like to ask a few things of my fine upstanding blog readers:
1) Do any of you know a good graphic artist/comic book illustrator I can commission for creating an ebook cover? Seriously. Email me email@example.com.
2) Can you all get 50,000 people to buy my ebook Last of the Grapefruit Wars or the Nook-exclusive estory "Welcome To Florida"? (my latest estory "The Hero Cleanup Protocol" is going through some evaluation at the moment...)
3) Can you help a fellow librarian who's down on his luck? HIRE ME!!! (Waaaaaaaaah) (runs toward the horizon)