Monday, May 19, 2025

The Problem With Generative AI: Too Much Artificial and Almost No Intelligence

Just as an observation, this is how bad it's getting in the fiction publishing market as "generative AI" floods the zone with literal shit (via Neil Clarke, Editor at Clarkesworld magazine):

Within months of ChatGPT’s public release, the signal-to-noise ratio shifted. Plagiarism was a fringe case and easily handled by the old model, but the sheer volume of generated work threatened to make human-written works the minority. The old way of finding the works we wanted to publish was no longer sustainable for us, so we temporarily closed submissions in February 2023.

When we reopened in March 2023, we implemented a new process that looks more like this:

copied from Clarke's article

The oval step is an in-house automated check. I haven’t spoken much about what we’re checking for there because I don’t want to make it easier for the spammers/sloppers to avoid being caught. Just like with malware and email spam, the patterns shift over time, so I’ve had to make regular changes within that oval over the last two years. (I am the developer of the submission software, so the responsibility for this falls to me.)

No process is perfect. Spam detection has existed for email for decades and still makes mistakes. I would never trust an algorithm to make a final assessment and fully accept that each “suspicious” story is a potential false positive. As such, I personally evaluate each suspicious submission. Our slush readers do not have access to this queue...

The intent of the oval is not to save time, but rather to act as a pressure valve. What broke our process in 2023 was the signal-to-noise ratio. By redirecting the flow of suspicious submissions to a separate queue, we’ve been able to maintain our team’s attention on the work that has to happen on a daily basis. Adopting this approach has given us the ability to weather storms significantly worse than the one that shut us down and more importantly, it has done so without creating an undo burden or deterrent for authors...

For those that would respond to our complaints with “why don’t you just judge it on its own merits”, keep dreaming. Despite the hype, even if we set aside our legal and ethical concerns with how these systems were developed, the output of these tools is nowhere near the standards we expect. Besides, we’ve said we don’t want it. We don’t publish mysteries or romance either, but those authors are at least respectful of our time and don’t insist that we evaluate their work “on its own merits” when it doesn’t meet our guidelines.


The problem with AI - especially as it's getting shoved down our throats by the tech lords who oversee our software and our Intertubes - is that it's not really "intelligent": AI can only process the oft-times bad data getting shoved into it (via David Linthicum at InfoWorld):

Many are telling me they thought generative AI was supposed to provide the best chance of an informational and helpful response. It seems the technology is not living up to that expectation. What the hell is going on?

Generative AI has the same limitations as all AI systems: It depends on the data used to train the model. Crappy data creates crappy AI models. Worse, you get erroneous responses or responses that may get you into legal trouble. It’s important to acknowledge the limitations inherent in these systems and understand that, at times, they can exhibit what may reasonably be called “stupidity.” This stupidity can put you out of business or get you sued into the Stone Age.

Generative AI models, including models like GPT, operate based on patterns and associations learned from vast data sets. Although these models can generate coherent and contextually relevant responses, they lack proper understanding and consciousness, leading to outputs that may seem perplexing or nonsensical.

You may ask a public large language model to create a history paper and get one explaining that Napoleon fought in the United States Civil War. This error is easily spotted, but mistakes made in a new genAI-enabled supply chain optimization system may not be so easy to spot. And these errors may result in millions of dollars in lost revenue.

Shorter answer: Shit in, shit out.

My mom was a high school teacher, focused on the honors/college-oriented students getting into IB and AP exam courses to get ahead in their graduate studies. In the last ten years of her work, it drove her crazy that most of her students - her gifted, intelligent students - would get lazy enough to copy and paste entire Wikipedia articles and submit them as their own research essays (they didn't even edit out the obvious footnote tags proving they were straight from the website). The whole point of studying and getting into college was gaining your own understanding of the topics, expressing them in your own thoughts, and proving you had the comprehension and reasoning skills to make you an expert in whichever field/profession you were going to be. And Wikipedia isn't that bad: for an Open Source encyclopedia it has a review and editing process to ensure the articles are factual and free of opinion/bad takes as much as possible.

Just think how much lazier the later generations have become with these "AI" apps spewing out illiterate, unfocused, flat-out wrong essays/homework assignments in our schools. Nobody's thinking because they think - falsely - that their overgrown word processor can write entire chapters for them.

And that's in the schools. Linthicum is reporting on how bad it is in the professional world where the legal liabilities are far more severe.

This is a serious problem facing librarians and the overall reference/research profession. As a reference librarian it is (maybe was now) my job to ensure the proper information got to the people asking for it, that the materials were well-vetted, fact-checked, and proven. I was in a lot of trouble if I gave people the wrong info.

Now were we are with AI as a research "tool" except that people are expecting it to be 100 percent accurate; when AI still has problems seeing beyond the poor data getting uploaded, or understanding that the algorithms that produced those results might have been in error. It doesn't help if a patron's existing bias blinds them to the factual information that does come up: they'll take the bad info if it fits their world-view (even if it kills them).

Generative AI has its own problems with copyright violations, not to mention no sense of aesthetics or poetry to provide a "soul" to the work of art getting created.

How the hell can I explain this to people who are already convinced AI is a good thing?


Sunday, May 4, 2025

May the 4th Be With You this 2025

Alas, May the 4th falls on a Sunday, when my library is closed. Good thing is, the first Saturday of May is also Free Comic Book Day, so my library still celebrated them both!

Defending the books since 1994!

We had members of the Tampa Bay squad of the 501st show up during the morning to help promote the comic book giveaways!






There was a Lightsaber Training for families up in the meeting room on the second floor, but I don't have any pics of that to share.

So today, make sure to do your full-day binge-watch of the Skywalker Saga! Either that or pretend you did and prep for Cinco De Mayo tomorrow (owstophittingme).

Also, I need to get around to posting my long-overdue thoughts on Episodes VIII and IX of those movies. Perhaps during Memorial Day weekend when I've got time.

 

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

trump Killing Our Libraries, Our Museums, Our Knowledge

This is not an April Fools. trump's fascist regime is doing everything they can to shut down our nation's libraries and museums (via Andrew Limbong at NPR):

The Institute of Museum and Library Services has placed its entire staff on administrative leave.

The IMLS is a relatively small federal agency, with around 70 employees, that awards grant funding to museums and libraries across the United States.

This month, President Trump named Keith E. Sonderling — the deputy secretary of labor — the new acting director of IMLS. This followed Trump's previous executive order shrinking seven federal agencies, including the Institute of Museum and Library Services.

According to a statement from AFGE Local 3403, which represents IMLS workers, the agency's staff was notified by email about being placed on paid administrative leave for up to 90 days, after a "brief meeting between DOGE staff and IMLS leadership." Employees had to turn in government property, and email accounts were disabled.

How, you might ask, does something at the federal level affect public libraries that are funded at the city/county/state levels?

The IMLS is an independent federal agency that provides grants to libraries and museums across the country. According to the American Library Association, the IMLS provides "the majority of federal library funds." The IMLS says it awarded $266 million in grants and research funding to cultural institutions last year. This money goes to help staff, fund maintenance and create new programs. In comparison, the projected 2025 budget for the National Endowment for the Arts was $210 million.

For instance, in 2023 the IMLS funded projects such as a workforce training program, including internships, at the Museum of Discovery and Science in Florida, a pilot program in Iowa to help library staff address patrons' psychological needs and basic library functions (books, computers, internet) for various Native American tribes. You can find programs that the IMLS has funded to libraries and museums in your state through its dashboard.

That amount of $266 million is a blip in the overall federal budget. It's not wasteful or distracting from other funding needs, and yet these bastards went for that - along with all the other millions in social aid that were going to our communities - because it offends them.

Think of all those field trips you did in science or history classes back in elementary, middle, and/or high school. Think of all those writing assignments that required you to research the public library for topics on countries, or science projects for the school fairs. All gone, or about to go away, because billionaires dare not let public services go to the actual public.

While most of us are paying taxes at the state and county levels to pay for public services like libraries and museums, it's often not enough - especially in Republican-controlled states that try to keep their tax rates on property or income as low as possible to appease the Club For Greed types - to cover large-scale services for summer reading programs in low-income counties or to maintain local museums that promote ecology, history, or other sciences.

Cutting back on IMLS funding - shutting it all down like this - is going to force states and counties to either increase their own tax rates - which some of them can't do without overcoming local partisan anger - or cut services which is the path of least resistance for most local governments.

We are getting punished by ignorant, angry partisan leadership that wants the majority of us in poorer counties and states to sink deeper into ignorance and anger of our own.

Goddamn trump. Goddamn the greedheads like Elon Musk and the anti-government assholes who've been railing against our nation's long-standing efforts to provide public services to our communities.

As a librarian, this hurts me not just in the pocketbook - I dread how this is going to gut some of our state funding that supplements our county money - but in my soul. Providing library services - reading, literacy, entertainment, computer tutorials and one-on-one help - defines who I am as a person in my town, in my county, in my world.

And it's only going to get worse from here.

What the hell, America. For the LOVE OF GOD and for the LOVE OF YOUR COMMUNITIES and your families, defend your local libraries! Defend your right to read, to learn, to enlighten yourselves!

Saturday, March 29, 2025

I Survived Avon Park Spring Book Binge, But Did Avon Park Survive ME...?

So I made it to Avon Park this morning to set up for their first Spring Book Binge at their community center. After the heartbreak of not selling any of my works at Gainesville, I was afeared of how things would go this time.

...

Well, I got better.

The drive went faster than expected given the distance - I worried I left too late in the morning - as there wasn't as much traffic that early on a Saturday. I got there just at 9am with enough time to get set up for a large table display. I was able to use the big book wire stand this time, for one thing.

Alas, the retractable banner I've had over the years just doesn't want to stay upright. I dread it has run its course. I will need to see about getting another author banner - or table covering - of some form.




I don't think I will ever get my hair figured out

The community center is about the size of my library's general meeting room, so it had decent floor space for the twenty or so authors appearing. Included in the mix is RM Hamrick, whom I've met for previous NaNo writing events before the controversies ended my tenure with NaNo.


The event ran from 10am to 4pm, and we had a decent cycle of turnout. I was able to promote my works - there were a lot of questions about the Strangely Funny anthologies - and even made a few sales.

(Doing a head count) Okay, I traded a Funny Locations with another author Nicole LaBrocca for her novella Shadows of Betrayal; sold three copies of Funny Locations, one copy of Strangely Funny VIII (after I wowed the customer with how the Murder Hornets story came to be), and my last print copy of Strangely Funny I (Sarah, Gwen, got any I can order in bulk???).

I did miss a purchase because my PayPal electronic account is outdated: the card reader no longer works and I'll need to get a chip reader to replace. I do hope the lady follows through and purchases the Mardi Gras Murder book off of the online retailers.

Also, Avon Park's Community Center is just across the parking lot from the Avon Park Public Library... and as a librarian, I am compelled to visit each library I see, during which I dropped off a two copies of my latest books to see if they were interested in adding them to collection.

Not in picture: the Amtrak train tracks to the left.
Apparently it's not too noisy, but the vibrations may shake
the bookshelves from time to time...

It's AVON PARK PUBLIC LIBRARY!
Support Your Local Libraries, Florida!!!

In all respects, today was a good day.

That said, on the drive back I swung through Frostproof - a small Polk County town that is way off the main highways - for several reasons: 1) when I studied Florida history in the second grade our history book used Frostproof as a model community to describe the state, so it's been in my mind for almost my whole life, and 2) it's one of the few Polk County libraries I've yet to visit (Polk City and Dundee remain on my to-do list). Alas, by the time I got to Frostproof the library was closed, but the ice cream parlor Frostbite was still open and I got a butterscotch sundae (yum).

If I do this book event again, I will need to write another book and get published soon...

(struggles to get the princess cheetah storyline back up to speed)

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Avon Park: Spring Book Binge Local Author Event

Well, someone talked me into this: I've signed up as a local author to appear at the Spring Book Binge on March 29th in Avon Park FL.

...

...It's just north of Sebring.

...

...and it's south of Lake Wales. Sheesh, just drive down US 27 and keep your eyes open!

  


I'll be hawking Funny Locations and volumes of Strangely Funny

Please show up! At least let people you know in that area about this event, thank you!

Sunday, February 2, 2025

How'd It Go at Sunshine State Book Festival 2025

Well...

I spent Friday driving up early to visit the olde stomping grounds of the University of Florida campus, coping with some traffic issues once I got to Archer Rd. - that never changes - and then spending time at the Library West building to get some online writing done.

 

At the College of Journalism (Weimer Hall)
I don't think they're repainted the place since 1992...

I mostly waited out until my hotel allowed for check-ins (3:00pm) at which point I checked in, tried to get refreshed, and found out I had forgot to pack my dopp kit (!) so I needed to rush out to the store for a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and a comb. /sigh  I always forget something...

That evening was an authors' mixer party at the resort conference hall, so I attended to see where the place was - making sure I won't get lost on Saturday - and where the room will be.

Hey! They spelled my name right! There IS a god...

Even then, it was a bit of an adventure getting there Saturday morning anyway - making sure I had packed everything from the hotel room - and dealing with the table setup.

There. More presentable.
I got a desktop bookshelf so to not block the table. The taller
bookrack I own is too wide for the space they provided.


My short story collection Funny Locations was the main draw, but I also displayed the other anthologies - the Strangely Funny set - in order to provide some purchasing options for any curious readers. We were hoping for a good turnout.

Might as well show off one of the awards I have from RPLA!

So the day was set, the books on display, the author prepped for audiences...

I wear a Batman shirt, often with a blue button shirt over it.
Hey, some authors showed up as pirates and gypsies and Abe Lincoln...

...and got no buyers.

Oh, I handed out bookmarks and rack cards promoting my works, but... nobody wanted to buy one of my books.

The guy to my right sold seven copies of his book (he did confess four of them were friends who drove up from Orlando). The guy to my left sold four. (the woman right next to me didn't do much engagement and she left halfway through due to not feeling well)

I thought I talked about this often to my friends and colleagues, asking directly or dropping hints to see if they or their friends in the area could stop by to the event. I know I didn't have the most eye-catching table display - and I couldn't use my standing banner as there wasn't room - but still I hoped at least one person would be in the mood for humorous works.

/sigh

It's times like that where I question if I should even do any of these authors events. I've maybe sold one copy of a book at each event most times, with only one visit to the Clermont comic-con a few years ago where I exceeded expectations with eight sales. 

Marketing is a big step in being a self-published author, and I admit I am not good at it. At all.

What should I do? Seriously.


Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Reminder: Sunshine State Book Festival 2025 in Gainesville FL

Please if you live in north-central Florida or if you know anybody who does - within driving distance of Gainesville - stop by the Sunshine State Book Festival and support your local authors. 

I'll be there, on Saturday February 1st from open to close, and today the organizers confirmed my booth location at #114. If I can paste the map here:

I'll be in the Humor aisle, next to Action/Thriller

Hope to see you there!