Tuesday, April 1, 2025

trump Killing Our Libraries, Our Museums, Our Knowledge

This is not an April Fools. trump's fascist regime is doing everything they can to shut down our nation's libraries and museums (via Andrew Limbong at NPR):

The Institute of Museum and Library Services has placed its entire staff on administrative leave.

The IMLS is a relatively small federal agency, with around 70 employees, that awards grant funding to museums and libraries across the United States.

This month, President Trump named Keith E. Sonderling — the deputy secretary of labor — the new acting director of IMLS. This followed Trump's previous executive order shrinking seven federal agencies, including the Institute of Museum and Library Services.

According to a statement from AFGE Local 3403, which represents IMLS workers, the agency's staff was notified by email about being placed on paid administrative leave for up to 90 days, after a "brief meeting between DOGE staff and IMLS leadership." Employees had to turn in government property, and email accounts were disabled.

How, you might ask, does something at the federal level affect public libraries that are funded at the city/county/state levels?

The IMLS is an independent federal agency that provides grants to libraries and museums across the country. According to the American Library Association, the IMLS provides "the majority of federal library funds." The IMLS says it awarded $266 million in grants and research funding to cultural institutions last year. This money goes to help staff, fund maintenance and create new programs. In comparison, the projected 2025 budget for the National Endowment for the Arts was $210 million.

For instance, in 2023 the IMLS funded projects such as a workforce training program, including internships, at the Museum of Discovery and Science in Florida, a pilot program in Iowa to help library staff address patrons' psychological needs and basic library functions (books, computers, internet) for various Native American tribes. You can find programs that the IMLS has funded to libraries and museums in your state through its dashboard.

That amount of $266 million is a blip in the overall federal budget. It's not wasteful or distracting from other funding needs, and yet these bastards went for that - along with all the other millions in social aid that were going to our communities - because it offends them.

Think of all those field trips you did in science or history classes back in elementary, middle, and/or high school. Think of all those writing assignments that required you to research the public library for topics on countries, or science projects for the school fairs. All gone, or about to go away, because billionaires dare not let public services go to the actual public.

While most of us are paying taxes at the state and county levels to pay for public services like libraries and museums, it's often not enough - especially in Republican-controlled states that try to keep their tax rates on property or income as low as possible to appease the Club For Greed types - to cover large-scale services for summer reading programs in low-income counties or to maintain local museums that promote ecology, history, or other sciences.

Cutting back on IMLS funding - shutting it all down like this - is going to force states and counties to either increase their own tax rates - which some of them can't do without overcoming local partisan anger - or cut services which is the path of least resistance for most local governments.

We are getting punished by ignorant, angry partisan leadership that wants the majority of us in poorer counties and states to sink deeper into ignorance and anger of our own.

Goddamn trump. Goddamn the greedheads like Elon Musk and the anti-government assholes who've been railing against our nation's long-standing efforts to provide public services to our communities.

As a librarian, this hurts me not just in the pocketbook - I dread how this is going to gut some of our state funding that supplements our county money - but in my soul. Providing library services - reading, literacy, entertainment, computer tutorials and one-on-one help - defines who I am as a person in my town, in my county, in my world.

And it's only going to get worse from here.

What the hell, America. For the LOVE OF GOD and for the LOVE OF YOUR COMMUNITIES and your families, defend your local libraries! Defend your right to read, to learn, to enlighten yourselves!

Saturday, March 29, 2025

I Survived Avon Park Spring Book Binge, But Did Avon Park Survive ME...?

So I made it to Avon Park this morning to set up for their first Spring Book Binge at their community center. After the heartbreak of not selling any of my works at Gainesville, I was afeared of how things would go this time.

...

Well, I got better.

The drive went faster than expected given the distance - I worried I left too late in the morning - as there wasn't as much traffic that early on a Saturday. I got there just at 9am with enough time to get set up for a large table display. I was able to use the big book wire stand this time, for one thing.

Alas, the retractable banner I've had over the years just doesn't want to stay upright. I dread it has run its course. I will need to see about getting another author banner - or table covering - of some form.




I don't think I will ever get my hair figured out

The community center is about the size of my library's general meeting room, so it had decent floor space for the twenty or so authors appearing. Included in the mix is RM Hamrick, whom I've met for previous NaNo writing events before the controversies ended my tenure with NaNo.


The event ran from 10am to 4pm, and we had a decent cycle of turnout. I was able to promote my works - there were a lot of questions about the Strangely Funny anthologies - and even made a few sales.

(Doing a head count) Okay, I traded a Funny Locations with another author Nicole LaBrocca for her novella Shadows of Betrayal; sold three copies of Funny Locations, one copy of Strangely Funny VIII (after I wowed the customer with how the Murder Hornets story came to be), and my last print copy of Strangely Funny I (Sarah, Gwen, got any I can order in bulk???).

I did miss a purchase because my PayPal electronic account is outdated: the card reader no longer works and I'll need to get a chip reader to replace. I do hope the lady follows through and purchases the Mardi Gras Murder book off of the online retailers.

Also, Avon Park's Community Center is just across the parking lot from the Avon Park Public Library... and as a librarian, I am compelled to visit each library I see, during which I dropped off a two copies of my latest books to see if they were interested in adding them to collection.

Not in picture: the Amtrak train tracks to the left.
Apparently it's not too noisy, but the vibrations may shake
the bookshelves from time to time...

It's AVON PARK PUBLIC LIBRARY!
Support Your Local Libraries, Florida!!!

In all respects, today was a good day.

That said, on the drive back I swung through Frostproof - a small Polk County town that is way off the main highways - for several reasons: 1) when I studied Florida history in the second grade our history book used Frostproof as a model community to describe the state, so it's been in my mind for almost my whole life, and 2) it's one of the few Polk County libraries I've yet to visit (Polk City and Dundee remain on my to-do list). Alas, by the time I got to Frostproof the library was closed, but the ice cream parlor Frostbite was still open and I got a butterscotch sundae (yum).

If I do this book event again, I will need to write another book and get published soon...

(struggles to get the princess cheetah storyline back up to speed)

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Avon Park: Spring Book Binge Local Author Event

Well, someone talked me into this: I've signed up as a local author to appear at the Spring Book Binge on March 29th in Avon Park FL.

...

...It's just north of Sebring.

...

...and it's south of Lake Wales. Sheesh, just drive down US 27 and keep your eyes open!

  


I'll be hawking Funny Locations and volumes of Strangely Funny

Please show up! At least let people you know in that area about this event, thank you!

Sunday, February 2, 2025

How'd It Go at Sunshine State Book Festival 2025

Well...

I spent Friday driving up early to visit the olde stomping grounds of the University of Florida campus, coping with some traffic issues once I got to Archer Rd. - that never changes - and then spending time at the Library West building to get some online writing done.

 

At the College of Journalism (Weimer Hall)
I don't think they're repainted the place since 1992...

I mostly waited out until my hotel allowed for check-ins (3:00pm) at which point I checked in, tried to get refreshed, and found out I had forgot to pack my dopp kit (!) so I needed to rush out to the store for a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and a comb. /sigh  I always forget something...

That evening was an authors' mixer party at the resort conference hall, so I attended to see where the place was - making sure I won't get lost on Saturday - and where the room will be.

Hey! They spelled my name right! There IS a god...

Even then, it was a bit of an adventure getting there Saturday morning anyway - making sure I had packed everything from the hotel room - and dealing with the table setup.

There. More presentable.
I got a desktop bookshelf so to not block the table. The taller
bookrack I own is too wide for the space they provided.


My short story collection Funny Locations was the main draw, but I also displayed the other anthologies - the Strangely Funny set - in order to provide some purchasing options for any curious readers. We were hoping for a good turnout.

Might as well show off one of the awards I have from RPLA!

So the day was set, the books on display, the author prepped for audiences...

I wear a Batman shirt, often with a blue button shirt over it.
Hey, some authors showed up as pirates and gypsies and Abe Lincoln...

...and got no buyers.

Oh, I handed out bookmarks and rack cards promoting my works, but... nobody wanted to buy one of my books.

The guy to my right sold seven copies of his book (he did confess four of them were friends who drove up from Orlando). The guy to my left sold four. (the woman right next to me didn't do much engagement and she left halfway through due to not feeling well)

I thought I talked about this often to my friends and colleagues, asking directly or dropping hints to see if they or their friends in the area could stop by to the event. I know I didn't have the most eye-catching table display - and I couldn't use my standing banner as there wasn't room - but still I hoped at least one person would be in the mood for humorous works.

/sigh

It's times like that where I question if I should even do any of these authors events. I've maybe sold one copy of a book at each event most times, with only one visit to the Clermont comic-con a few years ago where I exceeded expectations with eight sales. 

Marketing is a big step in being a self-published author, and I admit I am not good at it. At all.

What should I do? Seriously.


Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Reminder: Sunshine State Book Festival 2025 in Gainesville FL

Please if you live in north-central Florida or if you know anybody who does - within driving distance of Gainesville - stop by the Sunshine State Book Festival and support your local authors. 

I'll be there, on Saturday February 1st from open to close, and today the organizers confirmed my booth location at #114. If I can paste the map here:

I'll be in the Humor aisle, next to Action/Thriller

Hope to see you there!

Sunday, January 5, 2025

Thinking About What to Submit to RPLA This 2025

Just a quick note: This year the Florida Writers Association ended the Royal Palm Literary Awards for the non-fiction short/article/blog categories, so there goes most of my submission-worthy materials for consideration.

/headdesk

There are a couple of unpublished short stories I could submit along with one or two shorts I published in Funny Locations. But it feels really bleak that blog writing no longer counts for literary evaluation.

Of the published stories in Funny Locations, should I stick with "Road Trip To Vegas" or gamble on "...All Others Pay Cash"?


 

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Put It On the Calendar: Sunshine State Book Festival 2025 in Gainesville

I am proud to announce I will be among a ton of authors at the upcoming Sunshine State Book Festival in Gainesville the weekend of January 31st - February 1st 2025.

(squee)

This will be a personal delight because I will return to ye olde college stomping grounds of University of Florida, a quiet little nostalgic trip while reveling in my semi-consistent career as a short story writer of little renown.

(beat)

Yeah I gotta work on that.

The location is a little off from the center of Gainesville itself, so here's the street address you can plug into the GPS tracking to find your way:

Sunshine State Book Festival

January 31 – February 1, 2025

Best Western Gateway Grand

4200 NW 97th Blvd. Gainesville, Florida

I'll be promoting Funny Locations for the most part, but I'll bring along some of my other promo materials for the Strangely Funny anthologies to entice people.

 


Hope to see you all there, and a pre-emptive Happy New Year for this.

Okay fine Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day as well.