1) I passed the A+ Essentials exam! FINALLY!
2) I STILL need to finish the NaNoWriMo book I worked on in November. :(
3) In another week I'll be just another pirate looking back at 40.
4) I keep asking you Chinese spammers to buy my book, but NOOOOOOOO you cheapskates are just here for the free donuts! Shame on you!